Take this magic attack, how about that, counselor[^counselor]
(Originally planned to have someone check in for me, but minutes before class I discovered my tablet account had suddenly expired
Well, no choice then —only Him! Direct showdown with the Boss[^finalboss])

💬 Comments

  • Qi (2025-03-05 22:36): Impressive
  • Qi (2025-03-05 22:37): Today is also your birthday
    • LoulanRE reply @Qi (2025-03-05 22:51): Little bird, may the Lord remember your kindness and double your wisdom and joy
  • abc (2025-03-05 23:58): Beautifully crushed, belated happy birthday
  • Esdeath (2025-03-06 00:57): happy birthday
  • sarff (2025-03-06 07:47): happy birthday
  • funoru (2025-03-06 08:26): happy birthday
  • Katou Megumi (2025-03-06 09:06): The Lord will bless you
  • Ji (2025-03-06 09:10): Follow the footsteps, skip class
  • Sapphire (2025-03-06 09:25): Hahahahahahahahahaha
  • Dawn (2025-03-06 22:28): haha, you bastard, even on your birthday you can spare energy to take on the counselor

[^counselor]: A counselor (辅导员 fǔdǎo yuán) is a unique role in Chinese universities —part advisor, part administrator, part disciplinarian. They manage everything from attendance and mental health to political education and dorm inspections. Far more powerful than a Western “academic advisor.”
[^finalboss]: “Direct showdown with the Boss” (与主对决) is Chinese internet slang for confronting the authority figure you’ve been dreading —like a student facing the teacher after skipping class. The “Boss” (主) humorously elevates the counselor to a video game final boss.