All week at school I kept thinking about Victoria 3, and then I come home to find a development Beta has leaked (Paradox, do you dare outsource again?)

Crashes / English-only / bugs / variable names — I pushed through for a few hours but the experience was honestly miserable. Even though a lot of the big promises from the dev diaries did make it in, I’ll just wait for Queen Victoria’s birthday in May to meet again.

(Victoria 3 Beta clinks — the soul of the Crassus Donkey ascends to heaven)

Kings and Queens will go to war,
and nations will take the sword,
to rule the world and heed the call
for power and glory